Comments on: Secret 16…I can’t dance to save my life

By: My Ten Treasures…Treasure 1…My Chanel party shoes at Chez Spud

My Ten Treasures…Treasure 1…My Chanel party shoes at Chez Spud — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:48:56 +0000

[...] First up, my pretty, sparkly Chanel party shoes. I bought these a few years ago in New York, in about 5 minutes flat. I had a black tie work function to attend one evening, and realised mid-afternoon that the sky scrappers I’d packed to wear were completely impractical for an evening when I actually had to zip about working rather than just floating, drinking and making small talk. Note, these are the shoes which I was wearing for that ill-advised foray in to air guitar. [...]

By: It’s all about me…five questions at Chez Spud

It’s all about me…five questions at Chez Spud — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:39:02 +0000

[...] vestige of cool that he was desperately clinging on to was cast aside with the revelation of his ‘hobbit dancing’. What I mean is that MrSpud is on board, and is really enjoying spending all evening sorting out my [...]

By: OptimisticPessimist

OptimisticPessimist — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:44:37 +0000

oh also I’d like to note that I am a horrible dancer as well. sadly my singing is much worse. it wouldn’t be so bad if i didn’t insist on singing karaoke everytime i drink.

By: spudballoo

spudballoo — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:39:34 +0000

Waaah, so pleased I’m not the only one in the Shameful Dancer corner. Lizzie, oh god, the sexy HP dancing, that’s truly awful.

Julie…er, yeah. You’ll know when the costume arrives, less a costume actually, as stage paints…

Giggle.

By: OptimisticPessimist

OptimisticPessimist — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:27:58 +0000

ok…so we both spit something (you wine, me water) at the screen when VEG mentioned someone falling off the bus. I JUST have to be friends with you.

I wish I would have spit wine instead of water at my screen because that would mean I’m at home enjoying a nice glass of wine!

By: iasa

iasa — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:20:47 +0000

ha, that’s fabulous. My motto is ‘Every dance is better with a little pointing’. But generally i’m being pointed at.

By: julochka

julochka — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:02:10 +0000

your mail-order costume still hasn’t arrived, has it?

i am also a truly heinous dancer. as is husband. we once had to dance, at a military ball, one of those awful le langee (no idea of spelling)–but it’s where you’re four couples, standing in a square in ball gowns/fancy military uniforms, attempting to demonstrate that you are coordinated. needless to say, it didn’t end well.

and don’t even get me started on aerobics classes…

By: Lizzie

Lizzie — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:26:07 +0000

Waah, me too. At Angus’ last office Christmas party I went dressed as Hermione Granger from the HP books, had too much to drink and ended up doing “sexy” dancing using my wand and school scarf as props. Any amount of singing and pointing has to be better than that, sob.