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CCC: Guest post…Amber on ‘Shooting Stars’

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I’m SO excited about this guest post [Spud does a little dance]. I know absolutely nothing about shooting stars (as in taking photos of them rather than those ones that scoot across the sky, although knowledge of the latter is also shockingly scant) but I DO know that our guest blogger Amber is the bee’s knees when it comes to this subject; it’s one of her many areas of real strength. The woman is a legend in her own galaxy.

I can’t wait to give this a go, she makes it look and sound suspiciously easy. As you can see I’ve never tried star shooting as the best I could offer as a photo to head this post with is a picture of my bracelet! Also, I finally learnt what ‘focusing on infinity’ means from reading this post…I’ve been wondering since last November when I made my first attempt at shooting fireworks. Hoorah, knowledge and insight is all mine…mine, mine, mine.

With huge thanks to the lovely Amber who, you’ll remember, was our first Camera Club guest blogger with a wonderful post about getting the most out of your point & shoot. Welcome back! x

Shooting Stars

I am fascinated and obsessed with star trails.  What are star trails you ask?  Well, They are bascially just light trails, which you learned about in the guest article by FS Photography…Stars are light trails with a twist. You see, stars stay in their assigned places in the sky, but we here on the earth are constantly moving in an orbit. That being the case the stars seem to change their position in the sky constantly. When taking a long exposure of the sky on a clear night, the camera actually captures the trails of light left in the sky as the earth rotates. Fascinating isn’t it ;)

River of Stars

What do you need to capture star trails?

Well you need a DSLR camera, a tripod, and a place where you can see the stars at night with limited light pollution. A remote or cable release is also VERY useful, but not necessarily essential. I’ll explain…

Preparing the shot

The most difficult part about capturing star trails is setting up the shot. It takes planning, and seriously, who likes that?  But it’s worth it. Take time during the day to scout out possible locations for your shot. This is essential as once it is dark enough to capture the stars you usually can not see anything around you. lol. I learned this the hard way. Take note of things that might damage your shot, such as street lights, nearby roads, etc.  Ideally you will want to be shooting away from distracting lights. You also want to take note of the landscape. While the stars in themselves are dazzling, including foreground in your shot makes for a stronger composition. Be sure that all foreground elements are at least 10 feet or more away from you.

Another interesting tidbit to keep in mind is…the direction you shoot will affect the movement of your light trails. Don’t worry about this at first as any star trails you capture will be amazing.  But, it is interesting to note that if you face North, the light trails will move in an arc around the North Star, or Polaris.  If you want to capture circular trails in the sky, therefore, it is handy to carry a compass while you scout for locations. Then, once it is dark, you will know exactly where to find North :) Ok, so have you picked a location? Good. Let’s move on.

apple orchard polaris

Taking the shot

So it’s a nice clear night, you have a location, and it’s time to take your shot.  Now for the technical bit ;)  First, set your focus on infinity*. Next, ask yourself some questions. How dark is it? Are you way out in the country with hardly any noise pollution? If so, keep your aperture wide open to soak up the light, something like f/5. If you live where there is more light pollution though, start out with a smaller aperture like f/10. With practice you will learn what is best for your area.  In super dark places you may need to increase your ISO, but I suggest trying it at the lowest number first ;)

Next question…how long do you want to shoot for? When I first started I over eagerly insisted on super long exposure times. Don’t make my mistake. Try shorter exposures first, like 3 minutes. See how the shot comes out. Was it sucessful? Great, now try 5 minutes. Remember, the longer the exposure time, the more noise in the image. To take exposure times longer than 30 seconds you will most likely need a remote for your camera, or a cable release. Set you shutter speed to “bulb” and use your remote or release to take the shot. Be sure to time your shot carefully.  If you do not have a remote or cable release then take consecutive 30 second shots over the course of 3 minutes, or whatever you want your exposure time to be.  For a 3 minute exposure using the 30 second method, you will have a total of 6 images. Layer these images one on top of the other in Photoshop and set the blend mode to “lighten”. Voila, you now have a 3 minute exposure ;)

The Milky Way

This is just an introduction to the wonderful world of star trail photogrpahy, which I also am still learning. Try these tips and with practice you can learn to make longer and longer trails through extended exposure times as well as layering consectutive long exposure shots in Photoshop, or in a star trail program like this. Have fun!! :)

* Question from Spud…”Erm, how do you set your focus to infinity?”…Amber…”Well, on some lenses you will see an infinity symbol where you can set the focus to. You know, a sidewise 8 symbol.  On my Nikkor lenses it means that I turn the focus all the way to the far right. I make sure the lens and camera is on manual and stays all the way to the right. As long as you do not have any foreground objects closer than 10 or 20 feet, everything should be pretty much in focus. The stars will definitly be in focus!” Spud shuffles off…

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Recent Discoveries at Chez Spud

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  1. If you leave a vast pile of boxes in the garage with a leaky roof  for ‘just a few weeks’ (um, 9 months ago) you can expect some of them to have rotted away, taking their contents with them.
  2. It doesn’t matter how many times you say, ‘That’s IT! I’m never moving again!’, some day you will.
  3. It’s depressing spending an entire day decanting slightly damp possessions in to plastic crates ready for storage. We haven’t missed any of that stuff for 9 months. Do we really need it? And, while we’re at it, do we thus need any of the stuff in the container (yes a ship container) full of stored furniture etc that doesn’t fit in to our current home?
  4. If you want to hide an annoying toy, say, a drum…you need to actually remove it from the premises. Shoving it in the leaky garage is only a temporary solution. Somehow the music gods protected said drum from getting wet and the Megaboys are overjoyed.
  5. When you are 4 years old you can just lose yourself in the music, and not mind the vast pile of rubbish and moldy boxes around you.
  6. The necklace I thought I’d lost finally showed up, under a pile of rubbish in the garage. How did it get there? Alas, no sign of the £50.00, sausage pie (bleargh), bottle of wine and e-reader which have mysteriously vanished from our house in the last year however.
  7. We have toads living in the garage.
  8. The Killer Cat left a mouse to decompose in the playroom. The playroom is so untidy that I didn’t notice it for days. It left its insides on the carpet when I picked it up to dispose of it. I really need to tidy the playroom. And clean the carpet.
  9. When you move house, you really should empty the bins and the laundry basket before ‘temporarily’ stashing them in the garage. Dealing with 9 month old dirty laundry and rubbish isn’t pretty. Especially with your neighbours looking on giggling, tee hee!
  10. MrSpud finally conceded an argument that started in August 2003 when I proposed the best way of tidying out my garden shed was to take everything out, sort it, then return what I wanted to keep to said shed. He maintained for 6 years that this was a foolish approach. I noted with interest yesterday that his chosen tactic for the Great Garage Clearance was to take everything out, sort it, then return what we needed to said garage.

I WIN!!!!! I WIN!!!!! I WAS RIGHT AND HE WAS WRONG AND IT EVER SHALL BE THUS THE END AMEN.

I’m such a modest and graceful winner. It’s one of the many reasons MrSpud married me. That, and my superior external buildings clearance techniques.

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FINALLY…Secret 30…I am a Big…Fat…Liar…

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A Big...Fat...Liar..shame on you Spuddles

A Big...Fat...Liar..shame on you Spuddles

Oh yes, it’s true…I am a Big Fat Liar! Let the facts speak for themselves:

1. This is secret 30. No it isn’t, I miscounted, this is actually secret 31 and I purposely didn’t renumber the secrets to keep you all in suspenders. Lie 1.

2. I took the above photo myself. No, I didn’t. Peer closer (ignore wrinkles, sunspots, nasil hair etc). MrSpud can clearly be seen snapping me, reflected in my shades. He’s little, but get a magnifying glass and you’ll spot him, on tippytoes probably. Lie 2.

3. I told you 30 secrets. 31 if we include today’s bonus revelation. But, oh my, one of them was a Big…Fat..Lie. [pauses to allow collective deep breath]. I’m afraid so, I played with you and told fibs. And I don’t mean little white lies either. It’s a big, fat, black, hairy lie with boils on it. Lie 3.

So, to atone for my sin, given that I am Catholic and thus guilt is my watchword, I am giving away a prize to the first person to comment who can correctly guess which of my 30 Secrets in 30 Days was entirely untrue. Don’t be shy to have a go, I will post the prize anywhere in the world…and it’s (a) worth having and (b) will be personalised for you. I’m not telling what it is because I’m annoying like that. Don’t worry, it’s not my dressing up box. Or MrSpud.

A quick visual reminder of the 30 secrets…I feel stripped bare of my soul and will awake tomorrow feeling renewed and cleansed. But mostly just bloody grateful that it’s finished! Thanks for listening, thanks for the comments, thanks for all the laughs…now, get guessing. Which one was the Big Fat Lie? ONE GUESS PER PERSON! x

30 Secrets in 30 Days...but one was a Big Fat Lie

30 Secrets in 30 Days...but one was a Big Fat Lie

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Gremlin Catcher

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Gremlins! Oh no, I think theyve spotted me?

Gremlins! Oh no, I 'think' they've spotted me?

A week or so ago I spotted a little ‘nugget’ on The Fragrant Muse’s blog, where she’d jotted down a few of her ‘gremlins’ with a view to banishing them, or at least giving them a glancing blow, by putting them down in writing.  I admired her honesty for sharing and started musing on whether I have any gremlins and if so what to do about them? Treat them like a pet, or vermin? Feed them or swot them? So I took her gremlin catcher openers:

I do not have enough…
I will never…
I am too…
I should…
If only I…
I ought to…
I must…

and then completed the sentence to identify any gremlin presence Chez Spud. I did it fast as I thought that was the best way of luring those little critters in to my trap. Stealth is my friend.

And this is what I got:

  • I do not have enough patience
  • I will never wear heels again
  • I am too chatty
  • I should sort out a roofer who will actually call me back/turn up
  • If only I had more local friends
  • I ought to sort out a redesign for my blog
  • I must book my ticket to Paris

I like this, a couple of meaty gremlins in there (lack of patience, lack of local buddies), couple of things that are lurking on my to do list which need urgent attention, couple of statements of fact which I am cool with. I’m sure it’s a good exercise to do every now and again, and that it’s interesting to compare the list against previous gremlin catching attempts.

Give it a go, share them gremlins if you feel like it. But if you catch some juicy ones, be sure to ZAP them.. the little ones can be returned to the wild…or tamed and kept as a pet.

A couple of semi tamed gremlins

A couple of 'semi' tamed gremlins

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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly…or ‘A Tale of Three Cupboards’

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Every day I stack and unload my dishwasher 200 times. I ‘may’ be exaggerating, but it certainly feels like 200 times a day and it’s one of my Worst Jobs…right up there with putting clean duvet covers on. Mostly I don’t like it because of the sheer monotony, I feel like I’ve entered a little, domestic Sysiphus moment…always unloading clean dishes, only to find they are all dirty again a moment later. I hate that.

But, no, worse…the thing I really hate is that it involves going in to [sharp intake of breath] The Cupboard of Doom. I have to be feeling very cheery to be ready to tackle it, often I leave things waiting to be put away in TCOD on the work surface – ready for when I’m feeling stronger.

So I unload the dishes in a strict order, which is dictated by which cupboard items are stored in. Firstly, ‘the Good’:

The Good Cupboard

The 'Good' Cupboard

Mmmm, lovely…all white/cream and neat ‘n’ tidy. That’s good. That pleases me. Next, gathering some strength and inner resolve, I move on to ‘the Bad’:

The Bad Cupboard - very naughty

The 'Bad' Cupboard - very naughty

Ick. It doesn’t please me at all, all that plastic tat. But it’s a necessary evil with little children, a cupboard like that is a sign that you’re a ‘real’ mummy now. And check out that ubiquitous Ikea stuff, you know those weird plates that everything slips off and the knives that don’t cut.

Finally, with a heavy heart, I edge towards The Cupboard of Doom (AKA ‘the ugly’). This cupboard pains me, and it doesn’t matter how much I tidy it, put extra shelves in, put yet MORE stuff in storage…it always looks like this. Actually it’s looking quite tidy here, normally all that Tupperware is in a vast mountain and threatening topple any second.

The Cupboard of Doom...enter at your peril!

The Cupboard of Doom...enter at your peril!

I feel so cleansed sharing that dirty little secret…but surely I’m not alone …so tell me, ideally SHOW me, your Cupboards of Doom. And any tips for clearing up that mess. Or, better again, come round and tidy it up for me. See that vast teapot in the bottom right hand corner? Holds 12 cups of tea. You bring the cake.

I thank you.

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