Spudballoo's random witterings
Sep
26
2009
Uh oh…I’ve discovered yet another way to waste hours of my life. I have such a talent for unearthing time robbers; if only such a skill had a commercial use. Instead all I can do is shrug my shoulders, embrace the robber and then pass it on to you guys…although you will be spared if [...]
Jul
18
2009
Giddy. That’s what I’ve been all day, giddy. I went to London. On a trip. On my own with no husbands or children or pigs or pigs ‘n’ wigs or anything. And it was absolutely blissful. I spent the day with my ‘wife’, BFF and brilliant photographer Lyanne; we went to an exhibition, we walked [...]
Jun
26
2009
As we all know, men don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses…which is why I spent most of my 20s squinting. As, in my crazy head, the vague, distracted, squinty, wrinkled up nose look is an absolute WINNER.
I just don’t like wearing specs, it’s a vanity thing. I hate the way they leave a [...]
