Chez Spud

You can see the words, but I’m not here. I’m actually away with the fairies….I met them down in the woods, frollicking under the toadstools and sprinkling fairy dust. So i joined their merry bande and tootled away to the stars with them.
Of course I’m talking crap. I’m not really here, I’m actually blogging in [...]

Oh my happiness is complete! Turns out my Grudge Book (TM, patent pending) concept has gone forth and spawned an evil twin: the Shit List pad, made by those clever peeps at Knock Knock. On reflection, I still prefer my freeflowing Grudge Book format which allows for creative Grudging, unconstrained by lists, scores and tick [...]

Round and round, this way that way, ducking and diving and pointing the finger….HE DID IT….HE DID IT!! That’s my definition of litigation, you won’t find it in any legal dictionary but I think it sums it up in a suitably pithy way – don’t you think?
I appreciate this is a million miles away from [...]

Right…I’m putting the kettle on, let’s have a cup of tea and a good old natter. And let’s break open the cake while we’re at it shall we? Seems a pity to leave it there, uneaten, unloved…it’s calling to us…
This post is for the lurkers out there…hello to you! Won’t you say hello back? I’m [...]

Famille Spud is confined to barracks – we have swine flu. Bawl. Not badly, let’s hope it stays that way. But since we are housebound I thought I’d pass the time by packing for Blog Camps 1.5 and 2.0 (I know, greedy..TWO Blog Camps). A little ahead of time, I realise, but a girl can’t [...]

As we all know, men don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses…which is why I spent most of my 20s squinting. As, in my crazy head, the vague, distracted, squinty, wrinkled up nose look is an absolute WINNER.

I just don’t like wearing specs, it’s a vanity thing. I hate the way they leave a [...]

Mwah ha ha. I don’t keep an ‘actual’ grudge book, because that would be crazy, right? But, I fess up, I do have a bit of a mental grudge book where I keep a rolling list of those unlucky souls who have slighted me in some way over the years. Because that’s not crazy, right?
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